| 1. | When repairing closestool he whistle
一边吹口哨一边修马桶。 |
| 2. | Luckiness : trace under the closestool looking like a skid mark
幸运：马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。 |
| 3. | Whe i take a bath , he will sit on closestool reading a magazine
我洗澡时他拿了本杂志近来坐在马桶上看。 |
| 4. | Supervisor by brush of a long handle was taken out inside the box , take after touching water in recent closestool , go then scrub mirror begins before the mirror
舍监由盒内拿出了一把长柄刷子，拿到最近的马桶里沾水后，接着走到镜子前面开始刷洗镜子。 |
| 5. | White snow multi - functional automatic flush toilet closestool is one of the ingenious product of jiangsu white snow electrical co . , ltd
白雪多功能电脑自动冲洗便座（健康便）是江苏白雪电器股份有限公司继白雪冷柜，制冷压缩机获得中国名牌产品推出的又一精品。 |
| 6. | Purpose : widely being suible for washing room with closestool , such as in home , hotel , hospital , airport pubic toilet , which is the appropriate product necessarily for home living and travel
专利产品，一次性纸质坐便垫，广泛适用用于家庭、宾馆、医院、公侧等，有坐便器的卫生间场所，是家居旅行必备佳品。 |
| 7. | Used for the cleaning of the stains on closestool , bathtub , ceramic tiles and marble surface . have good effects in cleaning , deodorizing , and derusting . not damage the ceramic tiles , easy applied
产品说明：本品为卫生间专用产品，用于清洗便池便盆浴缸瓷砖及大理石表面污垢，具有除垢除臭，清洗去锈之功效，不损伤瓷面，使用方便。 |
| 8. | You have to have some good friends ( better girls too ) so that when you are sick you don ' t have to drink out of the fish bowl or the closestool , so that u wouldn ' t die in bed of a heart attack without being found after eight days
务必结交三五死党(同性最好) ，否则有可能在头疼脑热时要汤没汤要水没水最后把嘴伸进热带鱼缸或马桶内解渴` ` `或心脏病突发死在床上八天都没人发觉. 。 |
| 9. | The security monitor on the wall automatically indicates the situation in each room : the refrigerator , storage and closet in the kitchen are in the normal state . electricity rice cooker and microwave oven have started their work ; in the lavatory , the intelligent tub has been fully filled with water and the monitor of intelligent closestool warns to you that you should reinforce iron element in today s mealtime ; solar store displays that there is still enough power to maintain normal operation . .
墙壁上的安全监视器自动显示各屋情况：厨房里的冰箱储物箱及橱柜处于正常状态，电饭煲微波炉已开始工作卫生间里的智能浴盆已为您放好了热水，智能座便上的显示器提醒您今天进餐该补铁了太阳能储存器显示已经有足够的动力来维持运转 |
| 10. | The necessity of order , a place for everything and everything in its place : the deficient appreciation of literature possessed by females : the incongruity of an apple incuneated in a tumbler and of an umbrella inclined in a closestool : the insecurity of hiding any secret document behind , beneath or between the pages of a book
女性对文学的鉴赏力之不足。苹果塞在玻璃酒杯里，或雨伞斜搭在马桶里，均不协调。把任何秘密文件放在书籍后面下面或夹在书页间，都是不安全的。 |
